Every once in a while I see something funny.
Here are the Quilter's Acronyms:
UFO: unfinished object
WIP: work in progress
PHD: project half done
PIG: project in grocery bag
WOMBAT: waste of money, batting and time
NESTY: not even started yet
PFC: professional fabric collector
my personal favorite...
STABLE: stash accumulation beyond life expectancy